Awww, aren’t unicorns adorable? Those cute little horses with their single horn and ability to grant wishes. Putting the word “unicorn” and “cyst” together doesn’t quite conjure up the same images and there’s a good reason for that.
Even though Unicorn Cyst shares half its name with a Unicorn Frappuccino, believe us when we say there are no similarities — well, apart from some cream. The gross-out spot is just the same as the normal sort of cyst we’re sure you’ve probably watched get popped on YouTube.
Talking of which, a video of a Unicorn Cyst being popped is doing the rounds online and it’s just as disgusting as you might think. If you’re eating at the moment, put it down…immediately!
The work of Dr. Sandra Lee, aka Dr. Pimple Popper, it isn’t hard to see how the Unicorn Cyst gets its name. The video features a man with what can only be described as a third eye in the middle of his forehead. How the poor guy managed to last so long with that poking out his head is beyond us, but it’s probably best not to ask.
According to the video, the Unicorn Cyst is six years old, which is awful and amazing in equal measure. Dr. Pimple Popper wastes no time in getting to work on the supersized spot, and that’s when things get pretty messy. If you want to get to the good stuff, skip to 2:40 and watch the pus pour.
Lee asks the guy what it was like carrying a second head around on his own head and he explains how he once tried to pop it himself. Dr. Pimple Popper has her own set of Liam Neeson-inspired skills and equipment, so advises against trying to pop a cyst on your own.
You’d be a liar if you pretended there wasn’t something satisfying about popping those pesky pimples, but imagine the headache relief of wiping that off your brow. Either way, there’s no arguing with Dr. Pimple Popper’s results as she leaves this poor sod with a relatively scar-free head.